It wis a lang time ago, right enough – thoosans an thoosans o years since. There wis nuthin whaur the earth is the noo – absolutely nuthin at aw.
'Weel noo,' God says tae himsel wan day, 'I'll fix a wee bit dod o land – doon there.'
So, tae stert wi, God ordered up some light tae brek oot ower aw the darkness.