Banacek

Summary

Banacek is an American detective TV series starring George Peppard that aired on the NBC network from 1972 to 1974. The series was part of the rotating NBC Wednesday Mystery Movie anthology. It alternated in its time slot with several other shows, but was the only one of them to last beyond its first season.

Banacek
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Peppard and guest star Linda Evans, 1974
GenreCrime drama
Created byAnthony Wilson
Starring
Theme music composerBilly Goldenberg[1]
Country of originUnited States
No. of seasons2
No. of episodes17
Production
Executive producerGeorge Eckstein
ProducerHowie Horwitz
Running time90 min
Production companyUniversal Television
DistributorNBCUniversal Television Distribution
(2004-2011)
Release
Original networkNBC
Audio formatMonaural
Original releaseMarch 20, 1972 (1972-03-20) –
March 12, 1974 (1974-03-12)
Chronology
Related showsNBC Mystery Movie

PremiseEdit

Peppard played Thomas Banacek,[2] a Polish-American freelance, Boston-based private investigator who solves seemingly impossible thefts. He collects from the insurance companies 10% of the insured value of the recovered property. One of Banacek's verbal signatures is the quotation of strangely worded yet curiously cogent "Polish proverbs" such as:

  • "An old Polish proverb says, 'A wolf that takes a peasant to supper probably won't need any breakfast.'"
  • "If you're not sure that it's potato borscht, there could be orphans working in the mines."
  • "When an owl comes to a mouse picnic, it's not there for the sack races."
  • "Though the hippopotamus has no sting in its tail, the wise man would prefer to be sat upon by the bee."
  • "A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn."
  • "When a wolf is chasing your sleigh, throw him a raisin cookie, but don't stop to bake a cake."
  • "Just because the cat has her kittens in the oven doesn't make them biscuits."
  • "You can read all the books in the library my son, but the cheese will still smell after four days."
  • "No matter how warm the smile on the face of the Sun, the cat still has her kittens under the porch."
  • "Even a one thousand złoty note cannot tap dance."
  • "Only the centipede can hear all the hundred footsteps of his uncle."

Part of the joke is that Ralph Manza, as Banacek's chauffeur Jay Drury, will often ask "What does it mean, Boss?" Banacek also has a running agreement with his chauffeur for a 10% share of Banacek's 10% if he solved the crime. Mr. Drury is never at a loss for a potential solution that Banacek always manages to shoot down with his very next line. Another recurring gag is for other characters—particularly his rivals— to mispronounce his name deliberately. The name "Banaczek" (as pronounced in the show) is actually quite rare in Poland.[3]

Murray Matheson plays seller of rare books and information source Felix Mulholland, a character always ready with a droll remark and who exhibits a passion for chess and jigsaw puzzles. He is also the series' only character to ever call Banacek by his first name.

Recurring characters include insurance company executive Cavanaugh (George Murdock), Banacek's rival and some-time love interest Carlie Kirkland (Christine Belford), and another insurance investigator/rival Fennyman/Henry DeWitt (Linden Chiles).

Banacek lives on historic Beacon Hill in Boston.[4] While he has a limousine and driver, he also owns and sometimes drives an antique 1941 Packard convertible. Both vehicles are equipped with mobile radio telephones at a time when such devices are uncommon and expensive. Banacek is intelligent, well-educated, cultured, and suave. An unapologetic ladies' man who enjoys the company of beautiful women, he is also street-smart and can engage in hand-to-hand combat when the need arises; in one episode he mentions having learned combat judo in the Marine Corps. He grew up in Scollay Square and a childhood acquaintance described him as the neighborhood jock who excelled in all sports. For recreation he jogs, plays squash, engages in weekend touch football and sculling on the Charles River.

CastEdit

ProductionEdit

In general, the series was shot on the Universal Studios backlot, though location scenes were filmed around Los Angeles in areas that could pass for Boston, or rural areas near there. The episode titled "If Max Is So Smart, Why Doesn't He Tell Us Where He Is?" was shot on location at the California Institute of the Arts around the time the school first opened. "Ten Thousand Dollars a Page" was filmed at the Pasadena Art Museum, later known as the Pasadena Museum of Modern Art and now the Norton Simon Museum of Art. "Horse of a Slightly Different Color" was filmed at Hollywood Park Racetrack, now the site of SoFi Stadium.

A customized 1969 American Motors AMX was built by George Barris for the second regular-season episode.[5] The car became known as the AMX-400 and it is now owned by an automobile collector.[6] Other continuing cars in the series were a 1941 Packard 180 with a Victoria body designed by Howard "Dutch" Darrin (license plate number 178344),[7] a 1973 Corvette (driven by Ms. Kirkland) and a 1973 Cadillac Fleetwood limousine (mobile telephone number KL 17811). In keeping with both the exotic car theme and the humor between Banacek and his driver Jay Drury, he was even chauffeured around in a Willys MB, Jeep CJ2A,[8] and a CJ6,[9] as well as a brand new Ford/De Tomaso Pantera.

In preparation for both the pilot, first, and then the second seasons, the cast went to Boston and filmed a variety of background scenes. These scenes were then used through the series and are especially shown in the opening scenes, including Banacek rowing on the Charles River and walking through Government Center. In the pilot, Banacek's car pulls into his Beacon Hill home, the historic Second Harrison Gray Otis House located at 85 Mount Vernon Street. In other episodes, views are shown of the Public Garden, the entry to Felix's bookstore at 50 Beacon Street, and the Esplanade. The Boston-filmed pieces were done by a second unit and directed by Peppard himself.

ReceptionEdit

Although the show had a mixture of humor and rather intricate plots, it never generated strong ratings. Despite this, the show was well received by critics. In addition, the Polish American Congress gave the series an award for portraying Polish Americans in a good manner.[10]

CancellationEdit

Banacek was well received by television critics, and as a result was picked up for a third season. However, before the third season could start, Peppard quit the show to prevent his ex-wife Elizabeth Ashley from receiving a larger percentage of his earnings as part of their divorce settlement.[citation needed] The complication ended any chance of reviving Banacek during Peppard's lifetime. A&E continued rebroadcasts of Banacek in syndication.

In popular cultureEdit

The mentalist Steven Shaw adopted his stage name "Banachek" after the television program.[11]

In 2018, Banacek was the subject of an episode-length parody in The Simpsons ("Homer Is Where the Art Isn't"), referencing items from the series' storytelling format to its establishing shots, including Goldenberg's theme music.[12]

The show was referenced by the band Fun Lovin' Criminals in the lyrics of its 1998 single "Love Unlimited".

The character Banacek was referenced in The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror III" segment "Dial Z for Zombies" when Bart tries cast a spell to rid Springfield of the Zombies he unleashed by intoning the magic words "Kojak, Mannix, Banacek, Danno..." (All names of 1970s TV detectives.)

Banacek has a clear resemblance to the title character of the Steve McQueen movie The Thomas Crown Affair, particularly in his attitude towards women and authority. The house used for exterior shots of Thomas Crown's home in Boston was used for Banacek's home in the series.[13] Both the film and the show revolve around insurance investigations, but in the series Banacek is solving crimes, not committing them.

EpisodesEdit

Pilot: 1972Edit

TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date
"Banacek: Detour to Nowhere"Jack SmightAnthony Wilson20 March 1972 (1972-03-20)
Banacek finds himself up against his old adversary, corporate insurance investigator McKinney of the National Meridian Insurance Company, when a missing armored truck with $1,600,000 of gold bullion disappears without a trace while under a police escort from Texas to Oklahoma.

Season 1: 1972–73Edit

No.
overall
No. in
season
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date
11"Let's Hear It for a Living Legend"Jack SmightDel Reisman13 September 1972 (1972-09-13)
Banacek is called in after a football player vanishes on national TV and is held for ransom. Guest stars Stefanie Powers, Anitra Ford and John Brodie.
22"Project Phoenix"Richard T. HeffronDavid Moessinger27 September 1972 (1972-09-27)
Banacek investigates the disappearance of a prototype automobile from a moving train's flatcar (an idea borrowed from a Thorpe Hazell short story). Guest stars William Windom, Joanna Pettet, Bert Convy.
33"No Sign of the Cross"Daryl DukeRobert Presnell Jr.,
Howard Browne
11 October 1972 (1972-10-11)
Banacek searches for a jewel encrusted, gold cross, donated by a dying Italian mobster, that disappears in transit from Mexico to a Los Angeles parish. Guest stars Broderick Crawford, Louise Sorel
44"A Million the Hard Way"Bernard L. KowalskiStanley Ralph Ross1 November 1972 (1972-11-01)
A million dollars in $1000 bills seems to vanish from a sealed Las Vegas casino display. Guest star Margot Kidder; writer Stanley Ralph Ross appears as Larry Fields.
55"To Steal a King"Lou AntonioStephen Kandel15 November 1972 (1972-11-15)
Banacek searches for a $3 million collection of historical coins that vanishes from a Boston hotel-room vault. Guest stars Kevin McCarthy, Brenda Vaccaro, Pernell Roberts, Roger C. Carmel, Janis Paige.
66"Ten Thousand Dollars a Page"Richard T. HeffronPaul Playdon10 January 1973 (1973-01-10)
A business tyrant loans his greatest personal treasure, a gift from his dead wife, to a local museum; the $1 million text disappears from a highly secured room. Guest stars Stella Stevens, David Doyle, David Wayne, Ted Cassidy.
77"The Greatest Collection of Them All"George McCowanTheodore J. Flicker24 January 1973 (1973-01-24)
A $23 million Impressionist charity art-exhibit disappears during shipment back to Boston from NYC via tractor trailer. Guest stars Penny Fuller, Mike Farrell, Penny Marshall, Garry Walberg.
88"The Two Million Clams of Cap'n Jack"Richard T. HeffronStanley Ralph Ross,
Shirl Hendryx,
Pat Fielder,
Richard Bluel
7 February 1973 (1973-02-07)
Plates used in the printing of stock certificates vanish. Guest stars Andrew Duggan, Jessica Walter, David White.

Season 2: 1973–74Edit

No.
overall
No. in
season
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date
91"No Stone Unturned"Richard T. HeffronStephen Lord,
Robert Van Scoyk,
Lee Santley,
George Sheldon Smith
3 October 1973 (1973-10-03)
Banacek must locate a three-ton statue that disappeared. Guest stars Candy Clark, Scott Brady, Gary Lockwood.
102"If Max Is So Smart, Why Doesn't He Tell Us Where He Is?"Bernard L. KowalskiRobert Van Scoyk7 November 1973 (1973-11-07)
A huge medical computer vanishes from its secure building. Guest stars Anne Baxter, Richard Jordan, Sabrina Scharf.
113"The Three Million Dollar Piracy"Andrew McLaglenStanley Ralph Ross,
Robert Van Scoyk,
Jack Turley
21 November 1973 (1973-11-21)
An expensive wedding coach is stolen from the hold of a ship. Guest stars Christine Belford, Arlene Martel.
124"The Vanishing Chalice"Bernard L. KowalskiMorton Fine15 January 1974 (1974-01-15)
An ancient chalice disappears from a museum during the unveiling. Guest stars Cesar Romero, John Saxon.
135"Horse of a Slightly Different Color"Herschel DaughertyHarold Livingston,
Jimmy Sangster
22 January 1974 (1974-01-22)
A racehorse disappears from the track. Guest stars Anne Francis, Terry Wilson, Lane Bradbury, Harry Carey, Jr.
146"Rocket to Oblivion"Andrew McLaglenRobert Van Scoyk12 February 1974 (1974-02-12)
A prototype rocket engine vanishes during a private showing. Guest star Linda Evans.
157"Fly Me — If You Can Find Me"Bernard L. KowalskiHarold Livingston19 February 1974 (1974-02-19)
After an emergency landing, an airliner vanishes. Guest stars Sterling Hayden, Victoria Principal.
168"Now You See Me, Now You Don't"Bernard McEveetyStanley Roberts12 March 1974 (1974-03-12)
A stage magician, suspected of grand larceny, disappears during his act — but for real. Guest stars Gretchen Corbett, Peter Marshall.

Home mediaEdit

Arts Alliance America has released the entire series on DVD in Region 1. Season one was released on May 15, 2007, without the series pilot. Season two was released on January 22, 2008, and included the pilot episode. On September 30, 2008, Arts Alliance released Banacek: The Complete Series, a five-disc box set featuring all 17 episodes.

In Region 2, Fabulous Films released both seasons on DVD in the UK on February 10, 2014.[14][15]

In Region 4, Madman Entertainment has released both seasons on DVD in Australia.[16][17]

ReferencesEdit

  1. ^ Harris, Steve (1988). Film, television, and stage music on phonograph records: a discography. Jefferson, N.C.: McFarland. p. 280. ISBN 978-0-89950-251-9. OCLC 15790964.
  2. ^ Banaczek is the original Polish spelling, pronounced BAH-nah-chek.
  3. ^ "Polish Surnames Database". nazwiska-polskie.pl.
  4. ^ The Thomas Crown Affair (1968), retrieved 2018-02-03
  5. ^ "'Banacek' AMX 400". Barris Custom. 2013. Retrieved 15 July 2017.
  6. ^ Auto Editors of Consumer Guide (23 September 2007). "AMX-400: Profile of a Custom Car". HowStuffWorks.com. Retrieved 15 July 2017. {{cite web}}: |author= has generic name (help)
  7. ^ "1942 Packard One-Eighty Convertible Victoria by Darrin". Sothebys. 2 August 2008. Retrieved 15 July 2017.
  8. ^ "Willys MB 'Jeep'". imcdb.org. Retrieved 15 July 2017.
  9. ^ "Jeep CJ-6". imcdb.org. Retrieved 15 July 2017.
  10. ^ The Complete Directory to Prime Time Network and Cable TV Shows, 1946–Present. Ballantine Books. 2003. p. 85. ISBN 0-345-45542-8.
  11. ^ Draper, Paul. "Banachek LIVE Video Q&A on Full Circle Magic, Streamed on Nov. 19, 2014". YouTube.com. Retrieved 14 Nov 2017.
  12. ^ Perkins, Dennis (March 18, 2018). "Bill Hader helps The Simpsons stick it to that Banacek guy, who must work there or something". The AV Club. Onion, Inc. Retrieved March 20, 2018.
  13. ^ "Otis House II in Boston, USA".
  14. ^ "Fabulous Films". FabulousFilms.com. Retrieved 13 January 2015.
  15. ^ "Fabulous Films". FabulousFilms.com. Retrieved 13 January 2015.
  16. ^ "Madman Entertainment". Retrieved 13 January 2015.
  17. ^ "Madman Entertainment". Retrieved 13 January 2015.

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