Summary
"Oh! Mr Porter" is an old British music hall song about a girl who has got on the wrong train. It was famously part of the repertoires of the artistes Norah Blaney and Marie Lloyd.[1][2][3] It was written in 1892 by George Le Brunn and his brother Thomas, and taken on an extended provincial tour that same year by Marie Lloyd.[4][5] The lyrics include this chorus:
- Oh! Mr Porter, what shall I do?
- I want to go to Birmingham
- And they're taking me on to Crewe,
- Take me back to London, as quickly as you can,
- Oh! Mr Porter, what a silly girl I am.
Birmingham is the second city of England. Crewe is a town better known as a railway junction than as a destination. The fastest route on the West Coast Main Line to Crewe and stations further north does not use the loop via Birmingham.
English comedian Alexei Sayle claimed that the young woman's failure to reach her intended destination was a reference to premature ejaculation and lack of sexual satisfaction[6]
Cultural legacy edit
The song is alluded to in the 1922 novel Ulysses by James Joyce.[7]
The title of Rose Macaulay's 1926 novel Crewe Train is a reference to the song.
The 1937 film Oh, Mr Porter! starring Will Hay was clearly at least in part inspired by the song "Oh! Mr Porter". Hay's character is called Mr William Porter; although he is not in fact a railway porter, but the stationmaster of a Northern Irish station; this leads to some confusion, typical of Hay's films. A snatch of the song can be heard over the opening credits although this version says, "I want to go to Birmingham, and they're taking me on to Crewe! Oh, Mr Porter! What a funny man you are!"
The 1962 British film The Password is Courage includes a scene in which British prisoners of war on a German train sing "Oh, Mr Porter!" as they throw burning straw on the explosive cargo of a passing munitions train.
In 1966, the band Herman's Hermits recorded an arrangement of the song by Kenny Lynch. It consists essentially of the chorus repeated several times, but with Liverpool and Manchester as desired destinations rather than Birmingham.[8] Liverpool was the birthplace of beat music, but this band originated from Manchester.
The song was adapted for use in the 1996–97 BBC television situation comedy Oh, Doctor Beeching! and sung by Su Pollard.
- Oh, Dr Beeching! what have you done?
- There once were lots of trains to catch,
- But soon there will be none,
- I'll have to buy a bike, 'cos I can't afford a car,
- Oh, Dr. Beeching! what a naughty man you are!
Dr Beeching was a chairman of British Railways, who became a household name in Britain in the early 1960s for a report which led to far-reaching reductions in the railway network.
See also edit
References edit
- ^ "Norah Blaney". BBC. Retrieved 10 June 2015.
- ^ "Marie Lloyd". Victoria and Albert Museum. Retrieved 10 June 2015.
- ^ "Oh! Mr. Porter". Victoria and Albert Museum. Retrieved 10 June 2015.
- ^ Baker, Richard Anthony (2005). British Music Hall: An Illustrated History. Sutton Publishing. p. 30. ISBN 9781473837409. Retrieved 10 June 2015.
- ^ St. Pierre, Paul Matthew (1 April 2009). Music Hall Mimesis in British Film, 1895-1960: On the Halls on the Screen. Fairleigh Dickinson University Press. p. 97. ISBN 978-1611473995. Retrieved 10 June 2015.
- ^ BBC Radio 4 Strangers on a train series 2 episode 1
- ^ Bowen, Zack R. (June 1974). Musical Allusions in the Works of James Joyce: Early Poetry Through "Ulysses". State University of New York Press. p. 332. ISBN 978-0873952484. Retrieved 10 June 2015.
- ^ Herman's Hermits: Oh Mr. Porter, Composed by Kenny Lynch at AllMusic. Retrieved 10 June 2015.