Whorrey Potter is a young gay man who lives with his abusive family members. To cope with them, Whorrey goes to his room, has a dream, and begins to masturbate. A drag queen named Fag Hagrid appears in his bedroom and tells him that he is a wizard and has been accepted into Cockwarts Academy, a castle and school for wizards. Fag Hagrid takes Whorrey to Diaphram Alley, a marketplace that sells magical objects and contains international locations, to get school supplies. After buying a wand, he goes to Cockwarts and befriends fellow wizards, Himmione Grainghim and Ron Weasy. After learning spells from Professor Queerell, Whorrey receives an invisibility cloak and the trio discover that Professor Queerell is planning on stealing the Sorcerer's Balls. They ask Fag Hagrid what it is and she explains that they contain liquid which grants the drinker immortality and that it is guarded in the school. Fag Hagrid tells them how to avoid the guard. Ron uses the invisibility cloak and reveals his penis. The Guard sees him and begins performing oral sex on him. Himmione opens a door to a chamber by resting onto a dildo. Whorrey enters the chamber, goes to the Mirror of Desire, takes the Sorcerer's Balls and encounters Professor Queerell who reveals the spirit of an evil wizard named Lord Voldemorecock has been on the back of his head. Lord Voldemorecock casts a spell on Whorrey and they have sex. Himmione later has sex with the Guard and Lord Voldemorecock has sex with Ron. Himmione casts a levitation spell on himself, Whorrey, and Ron and they have a threesome.

• Luke Marcum as Whorrey Potter
• Mimi Imfurst as Fag Hagrid
• Cameron Adams as Himmione Grainghim^[10]
• Eddie Diaz as Ron Weasy

• Daniel Nardicio as Clerk Kent
• Matthew Rush as Lord Voldemorecock

• Ryan Raz as Professor Queerell
• Robert Van Damme as The Guard

The film was shot in Budapest, Stockholm, London, New York and Fire Island.^[11] Production took place in 2009.^[12] The film was filmed in 3D and used green screens. ^[13][14]

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