I love dogs! I can’t help it! They’re so cute, especially the little ones. We have a Chihuahua named Ronnie. I was thinking about dogs one day and then I realized…
We could be AUTOGRAPH HOUNDS at a DOG AND PONY SHOW, where they PUT ON THE DOG while singing, “YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG”
We can tell a SHAGGY DOG STORY about how the DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK—which should make for ONE SICK PUPPY!
We learn that EVERY DOG HAS ITS DAY but if you LAY DOWN WITH DOGS you may need a little HAIR OF THE DOG THAT BIT YOU because it’s a DOG EAT DOG world out there and when you WORK LIKE A DOG you get DOG TIRED.
If you get PULLED OFF THE SCENT, you may want to FIGHT LIKE CATS AND DOGS which can only land you IN THE DOGHOUSE which can make you MEANER THAN A JUNKYARD DOG because now you’ll never be TOP DOG.
If you can’t run with the BIG DOGS, then your life will GO TO THE DOGS and everyone will want to THROW YOU TO THE DOGS in an effort to DOG PILE on your DOG’S LIFE—which could make you SICK AS A DOG.
During the DOG FIGHT, the WATCH DOG—who is really an OLD DOG TRYING TO LEARN NEW TRICKS--will become a MAD DOG and DOUBLE-DOG DARE the UNDERDOGS and DOWNWARD DOGS to SCREW THE POOCH—which SHOULDN’T HAPPEN TO ANY DOG!
Meanwhile the PUBLICITY HOUNDS are joining with STRAW DOGS and RED-DOG DEMOCRATS to convince everybody not to be DIRTY DOGS, to CALL OFF THE DOGS and LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE!
Well if that happens then HOT DIGGETY DOG we’ll all be LUCKY DOGS eating HOT DOGS and CORN DOGS and even if it’s RAINING CATS AND DOGS we’ll act like HORN DOGS and share PUPPY LOVE in our PUP TENT and our tails will wag like a 3 DOG NIGHT!
