Just about Everything is Evil

Just About Everything is Evil...well, that is iff** time equals money. 

This was originally posted on the internet years ago as a joke to prove that girls were evil, but I have used it to prove that many more things are evil –and besides, I like girls, (evil or not)!

It can be algebraically proven that anything that takes time and money is evil.

Where;

X = Just about everything: or your favorite variable to be proven evil.

T = time

M = Money

E = Evil

Given: time = money 

X = T X M

If time IS money, then:

X = M X M

X = M² or √X = M

Given: money is the root of all evil. 

Then:

√X = √E

Simplifying;

X = E

**Iff is a mathematical term that means "if and only if"