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Aberforth and Akaltra(Part 2)
The Weekly Revelio
We have very unfortunate news that Aberforth James Fenki Fwitkey Potter has died at the age of 103 years old. His legacy lives on in his two faithful children, Head of the Order of Bellechenezang Isle Magic Joseph Fwitkey Potter and Headmistress of Ilvermony Auror School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Josephine Fwitkey Gonzon Potter. There is a new book in the P.S. series, Advanced Potions and Spells XVI for 30 Farsoons a copy. In the Quidditch...See page 43-63
The Daily Prophet of America
The Presidency of the Wizengamot has declared that Joseph Fwitkey Potter and his sister are Undesirable Criminals 1 & 2. To read more see pages 145-157.
“Anything new?”, asked Joseph.
“No”, said Mr. Gonzon,”Accused.”
“Alpaica and John, dinner’s ready!”
“We’re coming, Dad!”
Joseph burned the Daily Prophet of America to feed the flames. They were in Joseph’s homemade tent and it was 6:45 PM. There were 2 children in the house, his son John and his nephew Alpaica. They were being hunted down by the Presidency because of “crimes against the Presidency”. They were protected by the Order of Bellechenezang Isle Magic and Ilvermony Auror School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
“Joseph! Troops are coming!”
“Prepare arms! Call up the forces of the Order!”
The Order members had arrived. The royal troops retreated for they thought they could take on 6 people in 1 house with 52 men. But they were wrong. 31 people died in the fight. They made some butterbeer and firewhisky and then drank to their victory over the President’s troops. Then they joked about giving Nesperingx, a new potion in Advanced Potions and Spells XVI to the President.
Meanwhile, at the Presidency, the President was going over how to bring down the Order. There was a new President, Vincent Alastor Cornelius Banjiouro. The Vice President, Kastor Avas Cackleturn, was just as bad. They kept gigantic armies of Inferi, thinking that they would help them in the war against the Order. Then, the next day, Kastor was invited to tea with the President. As soon as he entered, he drew his wand and said,”Conjuro!” and produced 2 firewhiskies out of nowhere.
“Well, Kastor, you have served me well.”
“Nothing could please me more, my lord.”
“Are you sure, that this is your greatest ambition, and that you treasure nothing more?”
“Yes, my lord.”
“You are a liar, your ambition is to be President of the Wizengamot. I also see that you are incapable of Occlumency and I am able to apply Legilimency and Legilimens.”
“My lord! The plan!”
“Do you have any objection to it?”
“No, my lord.”
“Then what about it?”
“It-it f-f-failed, m-my l-l-l-lord.”
“Kastor! I have told you that the Head of the Order and the Headmistress must not live! WE EVEN PRINTED IT IN THE PAPER, YOU NITWIT! NOW THEY KNOW, WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE WE DO? LAUNCH AN ALL OUT ATTACK? WITH MUDBLOODSAND THOSE PEOPLE OF SCUM? START HANDING OUT LEAFLETS LIKE AN IDIOT? APPARATE INTO EVERYONE’S HOUSE TO SEE WHICH ONE THEY’RE IN? LURE THEM WITH COOKIES LIKE A JERK? IF THEY TELL THE CITIZENS DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? REVOLUTION! DISMISSED AND GOOD NIGHT!”
In the Order headquarters, they were discussing how to bring down the President using the Revelio.
This newspaper has found that the President is plotting against the people of Bellechenezang Isle. Please remain calm and raise a resistance army against the Presidency. Town leaders, if you need any assistance, call upon the Order of Bellechenezang Isle Magic at Ilvermony Auror School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. We appreciate all you do.
The Daily Prophet of America
We demand you to destroy the…SEE PAGE 102-193
“That’s it?”, said Joseph.
“I’m going to buy some medical pills.”
Josephine looked at the paper again. The Daily Prophet of America was completely blank. How had the Presidency thought this would persuade the people to fight the Order?
TO BE CONTINUED