Invest a few hundred thousand dollars in a kona coffee farm.
Spend 365 days working in the sun, rain, bugs.
Keep all of your coffee machines running by kicking, cursing, replacing, throwing away.
Wait a few months for the coffee beans to dry and age.
Hit the coffee roaster with a wooden spoon to start the burners.
Wait another 24 hours for the oils to come out in the coffee bean.
Grind
Three scoops in a French Press
Wait 4 min.
Drink your coffee Black
Rainbow is optional
